He’s tall, dark and …100% rubber.
Yes, I’m talking about my yoga mat, Matt.
It was love at first plank. And trust me, I’ve been through one or three “Matts” in my day, so I know what I’m talking about.
Naturally, at first I was leery, fearing yet another mat would dump me. After all, the number of failed moon salutations over the years was astronomical. And downward-facing dogs? They were never a “pawsitive” experience with those other mats. So, no, not this girl’s best friend.
Then along came Matt.
I’d heard Matt could handle a really hot woman. It’s true. Perspiration is no sweat. Matt lays there almost begging “Bring it on!” Another positive, going longer than 20 minutes is no problem for Matt, which is good as the classes I attend are generally over an hour.
But, you ask, you’re over 50, don’t you worry Matt will leave you for a younger “yogini”? Sometimes. So, here you have it. When we’re not together, I tie Matt up. I use my yoga strap so it looks innocent enough, like you know, I’m just trying to be neat and keep my yoga gear in order.
So far Matt hasn’t complained. That’s right, Matt has no opinion…and could care less about the TV remote.
-- Diana Black
Now a Blog Circle Member! Read it at Vibrant Nation!
Yes, I’m talking about my yoga mat, Matt.
It was love at first plank. And trust me, I’ve been through one or three “Matts” in my day, so I know what I’m talking about.
Naturally, at first I was leery, fearing yet another mat would dump me. After all, the number of failed moon salutations over the years was astronomical. And downward-facing dogs? They were never a “pawsitive” experience with those other mats. So, no, not this girl’s best friend.
Then along came Matt.
I’d heard Matt could handle a really hot woman. It’s true. Perspiration is no sweat. Matt lays there almost begging “Bring it on!” Another positive, going longer than 20 minutes is no problem for Matt, which is good as the classes I attend are generally over an hour.
But, you ask, you’re over 50, don’t you worry Matt will leave you for a younger “yogini”? Sometimes. So, here you have it. When we’re not together, I tie Matt up. I use my yoga strap so it looks innocent enough, like you know, I’m just trying to be neat and keep my yoga gear in order.
So far Matt hasn’t complained. That’s right, Matt has no opinion…and could care less about the TV remote.
-- Diana Black
Now a Blog Circle Member! Read it at Vibrant Nation!
4 comments:
Cute, Diana! You're now on my blog roll.
Thanks, ZM!! And I see I need to add you to my blog list!
i love this...it reminds me of the show 3s company, they are talking about one thing and thinking of another. i enjoy reading your stuff!! missie
Thanks, Missie! So glad you enjoy reading the blog. Hope all is going well with you...
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